smashed thumbnail=not horny.

i accidentally smashed my thumbnail rather badly. it hurts extremely bad. according to the horoscope in Cosmo (which we all know is right) today is sposta be a horny day for me. well, they don't necessarily say horny, but it's what they mean. here's the deal; i still have a bunch of the day left, but thus far, i'm not horny. i'm lonely. i want a woman (whom i can compassionately care about) to snuggle up with and sleep. then, i can wake up before her and kiss her forehead and go cook her breakfast. i'm in a romantic mood today, not a horny mood. maybe when i awaken (im probably going to bed soon) my hormones will be ravishing and i'll be horny. unfortunately, i have no reasonable (or maybe respectable) outlet should this happen. sure, there's some women i could probably fuck, but i'm not about the fucking. like previously stated, i'm about the compassion. dear diary, i think you get the message. any women reading this, feel free to try and make me horny tomorrow. i'll probably tell you to fuck off (unless i have some emotions i don't know about) but at least it'll be fun. ok, bye.