five wimmen types.

i've decided that wimmen fit into one of five catagories. originally, i intended to list off many of the wimmen i deal with on a regular basis and simply define what irritates me. i may still do that, but for now, i will simply post the five catogories of the feminine persuasion.

cunt: this woman is only feminine in the fact that she has a cunt. she acts as one of the men, and is treated as one of the men. cunts make great friends and good fuck buddies, but are terrible for relationships.

slut: this woman is not extremely feminine acting, but is extremely flirtatious. men love to be in the company of these wimmen and wimmen hate to be in their company. sluts are great in bed and good for a cheap self-esteem boost, but are terrible for relationships.

bitch: this woman is extremely feminine and dislikes anyone who isn't. actually, these wimmen dislike everyone who is not them. these wimmen are extremely vain and egocentric. these wimmen usually find it easy to start a relaionship and their partner is often treated as a slave. bitches are extremely easy to date, but are usually bad in bed, bad to have a relationship with, and extremely bad for your selm-esteem.

psycho: this woman is extremely needy and is always striving for attention. they point out all of their flaws and expect compliments from everybody. psychos make good girlfriendsfor people who like a dependent girlfriends or want a slave, but are completely unexciting in bed and make terrible friend.

hag: this woman is not necessarily physically unattractive, but feels that they are. this woman is always trying to attain attention trough means other than complaining. often, these wimmen sit quitely until others talk to them to find out why they're being silent. these wimmen appreciate the fact that others incorrectly assume they care when they're listening. most likely, these wimmen are simply waiting for their turn to talk. hags are good for a self-esteem boost, but are bad for a relationship.