God's homophobia

the other day, i saw a man speaking to whom i figured was a friend. he told his friendtype "all faggots are going to hell." i quickly deduced that the speaker must be God himself. there is no other explanation for his ultimate knowledge of post death happenings for "faggots." i was going to go greet him and inform him it was nice to know God. likewise, i found it interesting that God did not have long hair as commonly perceived and that God wore Gap shirts. i quickly decided a greeting would not happen because i have very little etiquitte and do not have the desire to upset God by greeting him improperly. that, and i didn't want God to mistake me for a "faggot."