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1. Had sex? yes, 66 times

2. Had oral sex? yes

3. Had anal sex? yes, but never recieved

4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? yes

5. Devoted a whole day to sex? no, but i was supposed to, i ended up cleaning my mom's house instead

6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? one time my sister overheard, but she didn't bitch until after my girlfriend left

7. Received open praise for sexual technique? yes

8. Written an erotic story? no

9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? no

10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? yes

11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? no, because i use hands with mouth

12. Had sex while totally dressed? yes, i was wearing a dress

13. Had sex while standing up? nope

14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? yep

15. Had sex during her "monthly visit"? nope

16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? nope

17. Used ice erotically? yes

18. Used hot melted wax erotically? kinda, it was a flirtation device

19. Shaved your pubic hair? nope

20. Used a sex toy? nope, unless i count as a toy

21. Used a vibrator? nope, unless i count as a vibrator

22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.) for masturbation? nope, unless i count as an inannimate object

23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? yes, a condom

24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? yes, favors

25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? yes, see above

26. Given sex in sympathy? nope

27. Had sex with a virgin? yes

28. Ever cheated on someone? nope

29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? nope

30. Had sex with your landlord? nope

31. Had sex with a teacher? nope

32. Had sex with a boss? nope

33. Had sex with a relative? nope

34. Had sex with two members of the same family? nope, but i will: jackie and jan

35. Had sex with twins? nope

36. Had homosexual sex? nope, at least, not yet

37. Had sex with a pet? nope, at least, not yet

38. Had sex with a farm animal? nope

39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? nope

40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? nope

41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? nope, but some of the spoke secondary languages

42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? nope

43. Had more than 100 sexual partners? nope

44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? nope

45. Had a menage-a-trois? nope

46. Had group sex (more than 3)? nope

47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? nope

48. Had two regular partners at the same time? only having sex with one, but yes

49. Had sex in a public place? yes

50. If so, where? church parking lot

51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? nope

52. Had sex on the roof of a building? nope

53. Had sex in a stationary car? yep, '93 Grand Am

54. Had sex in a moving car? nope

55. Are you a member of the mile high club? nope

56. Had sex outdoors at night? yes

57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? nope

59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? nope

60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? yes

61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen, etc.)? yes

62. Had sex at your office or other work area? nope

63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? yes, i'd called in sick

64. Had sex in a public restroom? nope

65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? nope

66. Had sex in a dark theatre? nope

67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? nope

68. Had sex in an elevator? nope

69. Had sex in a cemetery? nope

70. Had sex in a store dressing room? nope

71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? nope

72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? nope

73. Looked at a nude magazine? yes, they're on my refridgerator

74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? yes, likewise on the fridge

75. Seen a live stripper? yes

76. Seen a live sex show? nope

77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? nope

78. Showered with a partner? nope

79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, moon, etc.)? yes, 1 second ago

80. Streaked with a group of six or more? yes

81. Stripped for someone? nope

82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? nope

83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? nope

84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? nope

85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? yes, and i've NEVER lost

86. Showered while someone watched? yes

87. Masturbated? yes, recently

88. Masturbated while someone watched? nope

89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? nope

90. Masturbated covertly in public? nope

91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? nope, but i've gotten head while holding a conversation with a friend 2 feet away who was looking at me and knew i was getting head

92. Been walked in on while having sex? kinda, i told them to leave and they didn't see anything

93. Walked in on someone having sex? yes

94. Had phone sex? nope

95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? yes, but i hadn't had sex with her yet

96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? yes

97. Been photographed nude? nope

98. Been photographed having sex? nope

99. Been videotaped having sex? nope

100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? nope

101. Role-played a sexual situation? nope

102. Taken part in transvestism? yes, i enjoy it thoroughly

103. Used a blindfold during sex? nope

104. Used handcuffs during sex? nope

105. Inflicted pain during sex (sadism)? not intentionally and never been informed of it

106. Received pain during sex (masochism)? yes, and i yelled at her, and then put my clothes on

107. nipple clips? nope

108. Used sex dice? nope

109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? nope

110. Received an electric shock during sex? nope

111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit) during sex? nope

112. Used auto-erotic strangulations? nope

113. Pierced your genitals or nipples? nope

114. Continued sex until raw or bleeding? nope