Willie Nelson and Goliath

hoo-boy did i have fun at perkins. the kind of fun that'll keep me happy every time i think about it. they kicked some cowboy looking guy out because he drank too much, so tony t, rockstar, and i began joking about it. we decided he had a horse parked outside and that the headlights were still on. so the guy (who we called willie nelson) threatened to beat his wife for leaving the headlights on. he was gonna hafta buy new AA bateries for the flashlight, but he refused to. he said he'd just ride the horse with no headlights. his wife couldn't ride the horse because it didn't like her. she got to ride in a sidecar which got pulled behind the horse. i decided the horse was named Goliath and it was a male, but willie nelson didn't know that. he thought it was a female and he had lots of sex with it in hopes of having more horses. since he was white trash, he had a white trash home. normally, that would mean that there are broken down cars in his front yard, but he doesn't have a car. there were dead horses in his front yard instead. he also had a duck named Nathan that was always confused by the crazy hijynx that Willie Nelson gets himself into. then i decided that when you drink too much (like willie nelson did) some pees in your mouth. i drew a picture about it. man, we were laughing so hard and talking with a southern drawl, it rocked.