Did you know?

I'm wearing a shirt with Frankenberry on it.
My girlfriend's cat ran face first into a box.
Some people were sliding down the stairs outside my apartment, last Saturday, on rugs. Their lubrication was the puke from one of them and a small ammount of rain.
I purchased a fine, new coffee-maker since mine broke.
My car's still not repaired. It should be tomorrow.
I don't have a Christmas list yet.