What Happens When People Mistakenly Text Me

12:04am 7/5/08 3194152253: This is sarah. Come back out here! I need you.
12:06am 7/5/08 (me): Where you at?
12:06am 7/5/08 3194152253: Kyles camper. We got the fire going
12:08am 7/5/08 (me): What's in it for me?
12:08am 7/5/08 3194152253: You get to talk to me silly!
12:09am 7/5/08 (me): And...?
12:09am 7/5/08 3194152253: Anndd.. You could start kyle on fire..?
12:12am 7/5/08 (me): There are girls here...but not as hot as you...
12:13am 7/5/08 3194152253: Oh i thought you were just sitting at kyles house..
12:14am 7/5/08 (me): I left cuz it was lame.
12:16am 7/5/08 (me): You got a ride? We can meet back up.
12:17am 7/5/08 3194152253: Ryan would pry be mad that im leaving him cause hes a douche..
12:20am 7/5/08 (me): Ryan been a dick all week. He's been making out with that one bitch constantly.
12:26am 7/5/08 3194152253: Who has he been making out with
Incoming Call 1 Name unknown 3194152253 12:26am 7/5/08 00:00:01
12:27am 7/5/08 (me): Why'd you call?
12:27am 7/5/08 3194152253: Ryan did that. But who has he been making out with.
12:28am 7/5/08 (me): I don't remember her name. That blond chick you met the other day.
12:30am 7/5/08 3194152253: Ohh yeah i know who your talking about. Omg im gona beat her ass. You with me?
12:32am 7/5/08 (me): Bitch has it coming and Ryan to.
12:32am 7/5/08 3194152253: I know theyre both gona die.. So what are doing
12:34am 7/5/08 (me): You wanna come meet up? Cuz fuck them.
12:34am 7/5/08 3194151883: Y the fuck would u say that ive been cheatin on her faggit
12:35am 7/5/08 (me): Fuck you. You have.
12:35am 7/5/08 3194152253: I just got into a fight with him.. He might text you so sorry.
12:37am 7/5/08 (me): He already did. He's a lying asshole.
Incoming Call 2 Name unknown 3194151883 12:38am 7/5/08 00:00:01
Incoming Call 3 Name unknown 3194151883 12:38am 7/5/08 00:00:01
Incoming Call 4 Name unknown 3194151883 12:39am 7/5/08 00:00:08
Incoming Call 5 Name unknown 3194151883 12:39am 7/5/08 00:12:52