odd notes.

i decided (spontaneously) to leave notes for people that're in my favorite diaries. therefore, check your notes. i'm about to start putting my notes here, but you'll not know who got what note unless you read their notes. *cackle*

#1) monkeys throw feces. that's just how it is. you have to accept it. else, you're going to have to cut the arms and legs off every monkey so they can't throw anything. then they'll have kids that'll throw feces. therefore, you're shit out of luck.

#2) you know [name], if you were worth your weight in gold, i'd sell you. that'd be cool.

#3) theodore roosevelt once said something important. that's why i love him so much. that's why he's the man.

#4) if the world ever gets conquered by really big ants, i'd ask you to be my valentine.

#5) the word feces is not in my thesaurus.

#6) mothra was a stupid monster. no one's really scared of a giant moth, it's just silly. now geedra the three-headed dragon, there's something to be scared of. geedra woulda slapped mothra's bitch-ass all around japan.

#7) the problem with fish is that they try to bite everything. if the fish would just quit trying to bite everything, they wouldn't die as much. once, my friend johnny had a ferret named "Mr. Bitey." Mr. Bitey tried to bite everything too. Then, Johnny got rid of him. it's just like the fish. the problem is the biting.

#8) being naked is the great equalizer. all those guys with really expensive cars and big houses are no longer so imposing once you get them naked. because when you're naked, it's not a hard to aim for their junk.

#9) whoever invented teeth should get an award. without teeth we'd probably all die. a mouth without teeth is kinda like a pie without filling. well, maybe it's more like a hammer without a handle. it's practically useless.

#10) my computer makes "uh-oh" noises when people talk to me on icq. it seems to think that's a bad thing. maybe i'm just missing something here.

#11) when i get set on fire, my first thoughts are usually "this sucks." soon afterwards, the idea comes into my head to put the fire out.

#12) if i were to bash you in the head with a keyboard again would you see a white flash again?

that all of them. the rest didn't have their notes turned on so i couldn't leave them odd notes. too bad.