Bottom of the Barrel
This shit's for all my boys in the BOB club.
when you're the bottom of the barrel everything always sucks you always feel like you're fucked and you're always shit outta luck but there might be sumthin' to that like the fact that you're not quite fat but you deffinately don't got the body that's oh-so-hot that you trashed your visor back in the 80s when you were a bit wiser and you're not on top of all that is pop and you don't always dance like you're in some choregraphed trance and you don't have to smoke an ounce so you don't feel like you're allowed in the basement of your own house you don't feel the need to rave to some shitty drum-and-bass or listen to some dj who feels the need to claim that he won't release an LP or put his shit on CD 'cause that's how he feels and you know he just can't admit that he can't get any deals 'cause he ain't got no skills all this shit pisses you off makin' you get all feral but you still feel like you're the bottom of the barrel this is what it feels like when you're the bottom of the barrel when your life's completely barren but you feel like you're in peril this is what it feels like when you're the bottom of the barrel when you know you can't get laid so you might as well be sterile when you're the bottom of the barrel you don't gotta brag that your dick's 9 inches 'cause you know your ruler's splintered since you stepped on it while drunk last night or maybe you broke it in that fight when your dad started yellin' 'bout you bein' drunk tryin' to ut your nappy hair and callin' you a punk now you're getting kicked out for the third time this month and it's the second time this week things were looking down now they're just plain bleak then daddy points out you're white and can't rap this daddy's white too, but he don't call his crap shit lock yourself in your room and you're gettin' drunk alone mommy's on the phone callin' the cops who're gonna make you gone sittin' in the jail trynna bide your time some pig points out white kids can't rhyme so you're stuck sittin' in jail and you still feel like the bottom of the barrel this is what it feels like when you're the bottom of the barrel when your life's completely barren but you feel like you're in peril this is what it feels like when you're the bottom of the barrel when you know you can't get laid so you might as well be sterile when you're the bottom of the barrel you still go to the club but you still can't get no love but it sure helps to have this vodka a few hours later you're gettin' all hazey the shitty dj's makin' you listen to jay-z all this shit's eatin' at you and makin' you crazy you try and dance with the bitch with teh double D chest and she's got a boyfriend who was just at rest he didn't much like how you were grabbin' her breasts he goes off and the bouncers throw you outside somwhere you lost your keys so you can't drive and you ain't got no ride 'cause your boy's still inside trynna get his dick in the backside of some bitch who looks like a man so you've just gotta stand around outside for as long as you can then Double-D's boyfriend came out and found ya and you're so trashed you just let him pound ya a coupla cops come to break up the fight but they remember you from last night and in your have these two seem even burlier so you get it twice as bad as you did earlier and while you're bleeding there all you know is you'er the bottom of the barrel this is what it feels like when you're the bottom of the barrel when your life's completely barren but you feel like you're in peril this is what it feels like when you're the bottom of the barrel when you know you can't get laid so you might as well be sterile this is what it feels like when you're the bottom of the barrel when your life's completely barren but you feel like you're in peril
this is me. i was writed on 2002-03-14 at 8:01 p.m. i was writed before this and i was writed after this i make comments here and you can make comments here
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