Not so Sure this Really Happened.

"we like sunflower seeds. Krunk, krunk, krunk."

so, the story goes like this. chad and i decide to stay in last night and make gay love. we rent the 6th day because arnold is hot. after the freaky sex, i fall asleep on the love-seat (how appropriate) at about midnight. the movie ends at 1 and i go to bed. i decide to read my book (a hard-core porn novel entitled "American Dogs") because once lisa (ya, ya, i was strait once) gets into town, she's going to be using me as a dildo and i'd never be able to rub one off to American Dogs. so i finsh the book at about 6 and watch Hamtaro. damn, those ham-hams sure get my small cock stiff as something that's small and stiff. then i decided to clean, sense i have terrible hygene and i'd shit all over my bedroom. here i am now and this place is nearly spotless. i think chad left me though. he's not here.