punk rocks

first, i was hyper. then, i started drawing weird cartoons. then, i drew more weird cartoons. then tony got here. then tony and chad got hyper. then, i have a star on my left nipple. then, chad and i formed a hardcore-punk band. i'm the lead singer from britain without an accent and he's my guitarist/back-up vocalist from america with an english accent. we love america. george bush kissed him on the mouth. then, chad became the embodyment of punk. thus, he was british. then, he became skater punk. then, i formed a hardcore band from england called "we fucked your mother." then i played guitar and yelled about how much i hate america, but i love britney spears. then i made this diary entry. oh ya, i'm sober too.