Tristen the Perv

Bud and I were fucking with some dude on the MUD tonight. here's the conversation (as typed by Bud, but a lot of the comments i told him to write) editted to remove the spam of MUDing.

Tristen tells you 'one sec, sending e-mail to mah female'
You tell Tristen 'is she hot to?'
You tell Tristen 'dont lie u know u dotn have a female '
You tell Tristen 'unless ur talking about ur sister'
Tristen tells you 'wanna see my ex?'
Tristen tells you 'www.ashamanofreflection.homestead.com/pictures.html'
You tell Tristen '.....which one was ur ex'
You tell Tristen 'and why does everyone on that site have there clothes on'
Tristen tells you 'lol, the redhead with cornrows next to me :P'
Tristen tells you 'my porn site: www.ampland.com'
Tristen tells you 'and if you want nudes of my sister, you'll have to wait, the dumb bitch ran off with some army guy, and I gotta get her new phone number'
You tell Tristen 'uhhhhh why would u have nude pics of ur sister'
Tristen tells you 'I already know I'm gonna have to punch her in the face again'
You tell Tristen 'holy shit ur mean'
Tristen tells you '*smirk* because I can sell them to half the people on this navy base'
Tristen tells you 'mail sent to [email protected]'
You tell Tristen 'cool....but whats wrong with her big teeth'
Tristen tells you '*shrug* thats about the only thing wrong, in my opinion, she has a nice breast size, doesn't show well in the pic though'
Tristen tells you 'so many people asked for nudes, that I asked her, and got them, sold them, and made both of us some cash'
Tristen tells you 'I sold her phone number too'
Tristen tells you 'shit, before I knew she was my sister, I almost fucked her, then I found out, and was like, DAMN'
You tell Tristen 'being a half sister dotn change the fact that thats just wrong'
You say 'so you were getting her into seductive poses and shit'
Tristen says 'She posed, I took a pick'
You say 'um...these are extremely revealing, aren't they?'
Tristen says 'About as revealing as you can be, WITH NO CLOTHING ON.'
You say 'do you have pictures of you fucking your sister, 'cuz those might be worth money?'
Tristen says 'Kinda hard to fuck someone and get pictures at the same time'
You say 'got any of your mom yet, perv boy?'