the Christmas list of a little squirrel with big nuts

i made my mom a christmas list today and gave it to her. i can not remember the entire list but the following things were the majority of it.

beer
condoms
a chainsaw
an inflatable sheep
a sailor's outfit
a new mom
a Ford truck with Nascar bumper stickers
a potatoe shaped like Abraham Lincoln's head
a black leather mask with a knife and a virgin

mom was not pleased.