white middle-aged American male

tonight i realized that someday i get to be one of the most hated people in the world. someday, i will be a white middle-aged American male. intitially i thought that would suck until i realized there are some benefits. one is that i am then eligable for some of the most exclusive clubs. clubs such as:
The Democratic Party
The Republican Party
The Ku Klux Klan
Alcoholics Anonymous
and The Child-Molesting, Spouse-Abusing Fathers
it sure is going to be nice to be at the top.