The Decree of Buffet Day

i decree that this day henceforth be known as Buffet Day. on December 7, every year, people from all nations will unite and go eat at buffets. they will eat until their heart is content and they will greatly enjoy the food they consume.

i, eric thayer, being of sound mind and body, participated in the celbration of the first Buffet Day. accompanying me were Bud, a mysterious woman, and the woman's two children. i ate a balanced meal and even had desert. yes, on Buffet Day, i ate fruits and vegetables, and a lot of them. it was good, and so shall it be good for all others to partake in the glories of Buffet Day.