stupid things i can try at home.

i just put my phone charger cord in my mouth and began sucking on it. nothing happened so i salivated a bit and tried again. in the midst of my second try, i realized the only things that was going to happen would be bad. i would be electrocuted (hopefully) rather severally and probably develope a limp. i don't want that.

last night, i wished on a star. but, i'll never tell.