frozen locks

so, my mother fucking car won't be unlocked. it's angry at me and says "i'm not gonna unlock because then you could open me and drive me." frankly it quite fucking sucks. my feet work, so i can walk, but i've got a car to drive, not to sit in a god damned parking lot.
it's times like this that i really want to punch a nun. actually, i'm usually wanting to punch a nun. it'd be funny.