Two Monkeys in a Crib

life is like two monkeys in a baby's crib. one of the monkeys is wearing a diaper and has a yellowish-white blanket (with coffee stains on it) tied around his neck like a cape. he keeps thrusting his right fist towards the sky in an attempt to fly away. the other monkey is playing the bongos with one hand and reciting shakespeare (in sign language, of course) with his other hand. that monkey has a leather rugby helmet on his headand a pair of Doc Martin sandles on his feet. they're both boy monkeys and neither one knows the other monkey is in the crib with him.