What my schedule would've looked like if I'd scheduled my visit to Cedar Falls

Monday, 9:30 PM: Arrive in Cedar Falls with Lisa. Pick up DJ, Drive to Village Inn and enjoy some tasty coffee while hanging out with Ozzie and Seager.

Monday, 11:30 PM: Travel to the foot-bridge and walk around in the woods while discussing things which may be lurking just beyond our field of vision in the woods, each of the 5 people in our group's body part equivalent, and what to do if a man with a chainsaw were to attack us.

Tuesday, 1:00 AM: Travel to Holmes Junior High School after picking up keys to the building from a friend. Skinny dip in the pool and dive off the diving board a couple times.

Tuesday, 2:30 AM: Meet Willy P. at the Big Blue Monster and then travel to Perkins after dropping Lisa off at her mother's to sleep. Enjoy good conversations at Perkins about largely varied topics.

Tuesday, 4:00 AM: Travel to DJ's (approximately 2 blocks away) and, regrettably, watch Poltergeist II. Realize that the movie is far worse than remembered.

Tuesday, 6:30 AM: Travel to Waffle Stop with Seager, Willy P., and Ozzie. Enjoy a cappuccino while the other 3 eat breakfast.

Tuesday, 7:30 AM: Travel with Willy P. and Ozzie to Lisa's moms to awaken Lisa so she can say good-bye to Ozzie. Say good-bye to Ozzie myself. Hang out with Lisa's mom.

Tuesday, 8:30 AM: Go to the bank and deposit my pay check. Take Lisa's brother to school 30 minutes late. Return to Lisa's mom's to hang out with Lisa and her mom.

Tuesday, 11 AM: Leave Cedar Falls after putting gas in the car (which was 18 cents per gallon cheaper than in Iowa City) and putting air in the tires. Receive a phone call from Smalz and talk to him for 50 minutes. Enjoy the conversation.

Tuesday, 12 PM: Fall asleep, while Lisa continues to drive to Iowa City, for the first time in about 28 hours.

Tuesday, 12:30 PM: Arrive back in Iowa City.