Highlights of recent horror

I've watched some pretty awesome horror films recently. Highlights from these movies include:
A woman giving birth to an adult woman who once was a man that had a sex change and then got murdered.
Peter Patrelli groping Alissa Milano before ripping her rib cage out.
A woman beating more than 50 deranged clone/monsters to death with a pregnancy test.
A pregnant woman getting kicked in the stomach by her sister 6 times.
A ventriloquist's dummy getting a lap dance and then fucking the stripper.
A woman coughing up more blood than she could even possibly have in her body.
A man cut the skin from his torso and present it to a stripper as a coat for her to wear.
A woman try to eat a handful of razor blades. Her jaw fell off, then her tongue fell off, then she died.